Mayawati's potential erection

Yes, you read right. Not election, but *r* - e-r-e-c-t-i-o-n. Which is what you ought to expect if Mayawati becomes PM, going by her fetish for statues.

Not that I mind statues, but if you really do want to put one up, why not have statues of people who have united India: namely, Bhagat Singh, Chandrashekhar Azad, Mahatma Gandhi, Javed Miandad, MS Dhoni and Jade Goody?

It, of course, would be interesting of Mayawati decides to take a leaf out of the Western Ganga Dynasty's book and put up a statue a la Bahubali at Shravanabelgola:



Ergo, the term 'erection' would serve both purposes. Yet, Mayawati remains to be unpredictable. In the past she has pulled one down because she found it too small.